FindLove – Alice Kittum's Collective

FREE, ANONYMOUS & we only need an EMAIL!!!

We are so very glad that you have decided to use Alice’s Match Making services. We strive to find your next best Love, Soulmate, Friend, Pen pal or such. What you do after you get matched is not up to us to judge or our responsibility. Read The Privacy Policy here

How we find LOVE

1. Easy, you answer our questionnaire.

2. We match you with, hopefully, your type of creature.

3. We’ll email the matched parties each other’s contact info. And, there ends our Match Making Services.

3. If you want to match with multiple people, you should fill out the questionnaire multiple times. A single submission of the questionnaire will get you the chance to get matched with one creature of your preferance.

YOUR ANSWERS WILL BE EMAILED TO YOU

Obviously, we need you to sign your soul off to us and we are not taking any responsibility. Also, Alice and the other Post Office staff are only participating as “Match Makers”. READ CAREFULLY AND PROCEED.

The next batch of matches will most likely be sent out on the 30^th of November 2024. However, if you are critically in need of someone to love, please fill out the general form above and contact the APO, someone will probably be able to help you.

"ADULT" BY EARTH STANDARDS?

Have you lived more than 18 Earth years on Earth?

SHARING YOUR EMAIL WITH OTHERS

When you check this box, you CONSENT to allow us to share your email with any creature, who has signed up this service as we see fit.

WHO IS RESPONSIBLE?

You are of course. We will take responsibility to share your email with only your match. But you are responsible for any of the actions you take after receiving contact information of your match.

OUR MATCH IS FINAL

Here, you confirm your understanding that we can't take back the match we have made. It is final.

JUST PROMISE US

You promise to commit no civil or criminal crime (based on Earth standards) with the email we provide you. This is obviously just a promise. We won't know if you do and is beyond the Post Office's control.

WHAT SHOULD WE CALL YOU?

YOUR EMAIL (DOUBLE CHECK!!!)

WHO ARE YOU LOOKING FOR?

WHAT GENDER DO YOU IDENTIFY AS?

WHAT GENDER SHOULD YOUR MATCH BE?

What's the most unusual or unique item on your bucket list?

If you could learn any new skill instantly, what would it be?

What's a skill you possess that others might find surprising?

What's a piece of technology you can't imagine living without? Is there maybe more than one, what are they?

What's the most interesting or bizarre job you can imagine having for a day?

If you were a flavour of ice cream, what would you be?

If you had a theme song that played every time you entered a room, what would it be? Or don’t you listen to enough songs to answer this question?

If you could have any mythical creature as a roommate, which one would it be (again, try to tell us why)?

If you were to receive a surprise gift, what would you expect to receive?

Anything else you want to tell us?

FREE, ANONYMOUS & we only need an EMAIL!!!

How we find LOVE

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